Thanks a lot, David Carr.

[Listener]

I'm going to lose a game, and probably my shot at the playoffs, in the only fantasy football league I'm in that I care about, because David Carr decided to have a great game today (3 TDs).  My opponent had three players with 0 points -- two who didn't even play -- and I left 27 points on the bench (Samkon Gado and Joe Jurevicius combined).  Both my QBs had bad days, none of my WRs scored a TD, my RBs scored 3 and 5 points, my defensive player made three tackles even though he's an every-down LB, and my defense pulled down fewer than 10 points.

Dammit.