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Started by Jessie, March 16, 2005, 02:31:34 PM

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Jessie

March 16, 2005, 02:31:34 PM


That's Opossum.  She's been my cat since I was 7 years old.

She's blind and deaf and toothless and senile.

She's been through 2 full cycles in the dryer.

She loved popcorn and chips when she was young enough and still had teeth.

Her favorite toy ever was paper grocery bags.

She must be running out of lives, I'm thinking she had a few extra stashed somewhere.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

nallen

#1
March 16, 2005, 02:33:07 PM
oh poor little darling! 
May the Magic Plastic bless you and keep you.

DownSouth

#2
March 16, 2005, 02:34:41 PM
At least she can drink legally now.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

#3
March 16, 2005, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 16, 2005, 02:34:41 PM
At least she can drink legally now.

If nothing else, you're consistent.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

charmed

#4
March 16, 2005, 02:38:33 PM
Oh how cute!

My kitty loves to eat Cheez-Its

Jessie

#5
March 16, 2005, 02:42:21 PM
She used to sit on the back of the couch and lick the back of my brother's head, like he was her kitten.

Once, she had a kitten (not a litter including this one, the entire litter was one kitten) that wasn't fully developed.  He didn't have a tail, and his bowels didn't form totally, so he just smelled really bad and leaked.  He didn't live very long.  It was sad.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#6
March 16, 2005, 02:46:39 PM
That's one old cat.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

#7
March 16, 2005, 02:47:54 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 16, 2005, 02:42:21 PM
She used to sit on the back of the couch and lick the back of my brother's head, like he was her kitten.

Once, she had a kitten (not a litter including this one, the entire litter was one kitten) that wasn't fully developed.  He didn't have a tail, and his bowels didn't form totally, so he just smelled really bad and leaked.  He didn't live very long.  It was sad.
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16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

#8
March 16, 2005, 02:48:20 PM
She lives at my dad's with Poochie, my dog who is about 16, and Tigger, my step-mom's cat who is 17 or 18.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

#9
March 16, 2005, 02:58:48 PM
Feed her a Twinkie.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

#10
March 16, 2005, 04:27:42 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 16, 2005, 02:42:21 PMOnce, she had a kitten (not a litter including this one, the entire litter was one kitten) that wasn't fully developed.  He didn't have a tail, and his bowels didn't form totally, so he just smelled really bad and leaked.  He didn't live very long.  It was sad.

I am a horrible person.  Just horrible.  Somebody smite me.

Dry then Catch

#11
March 16, 2005, 04:29:24 PM
sell it to a korean bbq

Beefy

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March 16, 2005, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 16, 2005, 04:27:42 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 16, 2005, 02:42:21 PMOnce, she had a kitten (not a litter including this one, the entire litter was one kitten) that wasn't fully developed.  He didn't have a tail, and his bowels didn't form totally, so he just smelled really bad and leaked.  He didn't live very long.  It was sad.

I am a horrible person.  Just horrible.  Somebody smite me.

No.
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