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You know, I think that if there was a person you didn't like, and you handed them Wasabi Peas and a Vernor's ginger ale, and told them to inhale the smell of Vernor's through their nose and then take a bite of the Wasabi Peas and then exhale through their nose, you could kill them and totally get away with it.

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Started by sapphirehart, May 18, 2005, 01:01:52 PM

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sapphirehart

My coworkers just grilled some Amberjack fish in the breakroom.  The smell is wafting down to my office.  I can't stand the smell of grilled fish.  I think I'm going to vomit.

cnamon

Who the fuck grills in the office???

BigDun

I would beat them with a stick.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

In our old building we had a lady that fried steak on the stove in the kitchen.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

sapphirehart

Quote from: cnamon on May 18, 2005, 01:02:38 PM
Who the fuck grills in the office???

They used one of those small George Foreman grills.

Bishamonten

[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

Alice

I'll trade with you.

I love the smell of grilled fish.  I hate the smell of Miss Rottencrotch.

Jessie

I don't like the smell of fish or rotten crotch.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

sapphirehart

Now one of the girls from the sales department just went through my office spraying a general brand of air freshener.  I don't know which is worse.  The fish, the spray or the mixture of the two.  Which ever, it has given me a headache.

Alice

Quote from: sapphirehart on May 18, 2005, 01:53:25 PM
Now one of the girls from the sales department just went through my office spraying a general brand of air freshener.  I don't know which is worse.  The fish, the spray or the mixture of the two.  Which ever, it has given me a headache.

Poor Saph.  :(

Youphoric

Quote from: Bishamonten on May 18, 2005, 01:05:07 PM
[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.
+1

Gamplayerx

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

DownSouth

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

Quote from: Bishamonten on May 18, 2005, 01:05:07 PM
[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.

Bennyhana

Quote from: DownSouth on May 18, 2005, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Bennyhana on May 18, 2005, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 18, 2005, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

ignom

I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

cnamon

Quote from: ignom on May 18, 2005, 03:08:46 PM
I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?
Umm...no.

ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on May 18, 2005, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 18, 2005, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.
Well, since you are concerned about all the time and money, you might as well smack me, too.  That way your total cost per smack is reduced.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Bennyhana

Quote from: ignom on May 18, 2005, 03:08:46 PM
I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?

Just don't use a Bun.  You can eat all the meat you want, but you can't have those carbs.  They'll kill you.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on May 18, 2005, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 18, 2005, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

Gamp, wait a few weeks til he moves back to Chicago.  Then you can come smack me too!  2 for the price of 1.

Bennyhana

Quote from: aliceliddell on May 18, 2005, 03:18:14 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on May 18, 2005, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 18, 2005, 02:59:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 18, 2005, 02:52:52 PM
I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 
Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

Gamp, wait a few weeks til he moves back to Chicago.  Then you can come smack me too!  2 for the price of 1.

You hadda say something.  I was going to slip out under the cover of darkness while DownSouth took the punishment alone, but NOOOOO.

ignom

Ok, so I only ate three burgers, but I also fixed tater tots.

The regret is already setting in.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

dazie

Mmmm.... Tots.  :)

When I lived in CA (the 2nd time) my next door neighbors in my apartment building were from some Godforsaken country who knows where.  Anyway- they cooked the FOULEST SMELLING s**t in their kitchen.  I swear it was rancid goat.  Every night I'd get home from work after the pagan goat worship began in their place and it nearly made me vomit to walk through the green cloud of stench to get to my door.  In the mornings, I left the house to the stink of fried moldy fish.  BLEAH!   :-X

So I feel for you Sapph.  I really do.
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