I need help

[swolt]

I have agreed to write a song called "Jelly Bean Dance" and then make a dance to go along with it (a dance something like cupid shuffle or electric slide)

I can't write lyrics though. I mean I really suck. So I need help. Let's see what we can come up with. The funnier the better.
I would like it to contain the words "shorty" and "in the club"

Yes, this is of course all for a joke, but a funny one.

[Alice]

(yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

Jelly Bean tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Jelly Bean

(yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

u gotta punch den crank back 3 times from left ta right

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

Jelly Bean up In it (oh)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
den Super Man Dat (oh)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

Jelly Bean up In dis hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)


Jelly Bean up In dis hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jockin' On dem Hatas Mane
When I Do Dat Jelly Bean
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
I'm Jockin' on yo bitch ass
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im cockin' on yo bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Bathing Apes

Jelly Bean up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

Jelly Bean up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

I'm Bouncin On Ma Toes
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
[Crank Dat Jelly Bean lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Then He Gon Crank it up fa sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Jelly Bean, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At Ma Neck
Sayin' is dem rubberband man (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lean'N To (Lean'N To)
Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

Jelly Bean off In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

Jelly Bean off In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

im too clean off in dis bitch
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yuaaaaaaaaa!!!)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

im too fresh off in dis bitch
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank dat Jelly Bean
Den supaman dat bitch(yuaaaaaaaaa)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yuaaaaaaaaa)

Jelly Bean off In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

Jelly Bean off In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Jelly Bean
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)
Now Watch Me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Jelly Bean)

(Yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

(Ahhhhhhhhhh Yuaaaaaaaaa!!!)

[Mr. Ubiquity]

you need some Ronald Regan references in there.

[Gamplayerx]

Jelly Bean very pretty
and the sugar smells so sweet
but the belly of the jelly
will mess you up, shorty
in the club
club shuffle
yeah

... sssssslide ...

[Alice]

To the left, take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Jelly Bean real smooth

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp, Jelly Bean now ya'll

Now it's time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Jelly Bean real smooth

Let's go to work
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Jelly Bean now ya'll

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot again, left foot again
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp

Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands
Come on ya'll, check it out
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to da floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
1 hop, right foot now
Left foot now ya'll
Jelly Bean real smooth

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time,1 hop this time
Reverse, Reverse
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse
Jelly Bean now ya'll
Jelly Bean again
Jelly Bean now ya'll
Jelly Bean again
Turn it down

To the left, that it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown, hop it out now
Slide to the right, slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
Jelly Bean now ya'll

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
3 hops this time
Right foot now, left foot now ya'll
Jelly Bean it out
Turn it down

To the right, to the right ya'll
To the left, take it back now ya'll
4 hops this time
Right foot now now ya'll, left foot now ya'll
Jelly Bean now ya'll
Jelly Bean again, Jelly Bean again

Turn it down
Take it back now ya'll
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps
Criscross, Criscross
Slide to the left, Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap yo hands
Jelly Bean now, Jelly Bean again

Turn it down
To the left, take it back now ya'll
2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it
Get down now ya'll,
Come on, come on
Jelly Bean now ya'll
Let's go to work

[dazie]

Do something to this music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714Wi4CDsQ

Jell-ee bean dance now!

[eo000]

When I dance they call me jelly beana
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria jellybeana
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria jellybeana Eeeh, jellybeanaa
A-Hai 2x
Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend
the boy who´s name is Nicorino
I don´t want him, ´cause sent him
he was no good so I - hahaaaa
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ?
He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine
Ref. 2x
Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys
Ref. 2x
Lach
Come and find me, my name is jellybeana
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena
come join me, dance with me
and all your fellows cat hello with me
Ref. 5x

[Jessie]

[Repeat x2]
My jellybean brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My jellybean brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My jellybean brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My jellybean brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

[VikingJuice]

Post an ad on a few blog sites and give them instructions to post a video with lyrics on You tube and then tell them there's a $20 prize for the winner.  Someone will take you up on it.

Also, learn to say NO.

[Jessie]

Also, learn to say NO.

Sage advice.

[swolt]

Also, learn to say NO.

Sage advice.

It was my idea. So I need to learn that No means NO, even when I'm talking to myself.

[Jessie]

Also, learn to say NO.

Sage advice.

It was my idea. So I need to learn that No means NO, even when I'm talking to myself.

It was your idea to write a song that you can't write?

[Alice]

How does one agree to do something that was one's idea to do in the first place?

[eo000]

How does one agree to do something that was one's idea to do in the first place?

the thing that's going to blow your mind, is that the joke is to be pulled on himself.

[Jessie]

How does one agree to do something that was one's idea to do in the first place?

the thing that's going to blow your mind, is that the joke is to be pulled on himself.

He's gonna get punk'd!

[swolt]

Also, learn to say NO.

Sage advice.

It was my idea. So I need to learn that No means NO, even when I'm talking to myself.

It was your idea to write a song that you can't write?

I knew I had you guys

[swolt]

How does one agree to do something that was one's idea to do in the first place?

There are many times throughout the day I say "we should do THIS!"

most of the time everyone looks at me like I'm crazy.

this time she said "that's a great idea! do it!"

so I had to agree to go along with my own stupid plan.

I used gamp's verse, btw. Thanks gamp!

[Alice]

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the jelly bean does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my jelly bean
And my jelly bean will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the jelly bean does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my jelly bean
And my jelly bean will go on and on

There is some love that will not go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my jelly bean will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my jelly bean
And my jelly bean will go on and on

[Jessie]

[blowfly]
"go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-damn!!
Shee-yee-yit!!
Look at the ass on that bitch!
Look at the titties!"

(mixx scratches "aw hit me!" and "hold your legs up on easy.")

Verse 1: [fresh kid ice]
There's only one place where we can go
To see freaky hoes doin' shows
Doin' tricks to make us holler
On a giving night, all for a dollar
Silicone breasts, all on their chests
Nothin' like others, but above the rest
They'll do anything to turn us on
Them hoes got it goin' on!!

[brother marquis]
I like big booty and big ol' titties
Bitch, you know you've been fucked by many
So come and be my private dancer
I got some money if that's the answer
I really wanna be with you;
I get hard after seeing you
How hard? hard like a rock,
When you make that jelly bean pop!

Chorus (2x): [luke]
Pop that jelly bean! heyyy!
Pop that jelly bean, baby!
Pop that jelly bean!
Pop, pop that jelly bean, baby!

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Freaky bitches with plenty of ass
Rollin' to the music and shakin' real fast
Bend over backwards, make me shout
And work that jelly bean, in and out
Movin' their body with plenty of action
Bringin' to the men more satisfaction
Doin' what they feel to turn us out
Just work that jelly bean all the way out!

[brother marquis]
Shake it! don't break it!
It took your momma nine months to make it
Bend over and spread 'em, girl
Show-w-w me those jelly bean pearls
Rub that ass and play with that clit
You know i like that freaky shit
Girl, you know you look so cute
Throwin' that jelly bean the way you do!

Chorus

[Alice]

Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Jelly Bean's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Jelly Bean's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Jelly Bean's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Jelly Bean and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Jelly Bean's Playhouse!

[Gamplayerx]

I'm a renowned songstress!

[VikingJuice]

How does one agree to do something that was one's idea to do in the first place?

There are many times throughout the day I say "we should do THIS!"

most of the time everyone looks at me like I'm crazy.

this time she said "that's a great idea! do it!"

so I had to agree to go along with my own stupid plan.

I used gamp's verse, btw. Thanks gamp!

When I say something like this, and people say okay, I then emphasize that when I say "WE" I really mean someone else who actually has those skills.