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Title: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: ursus on March 26, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
Salad oil
1 carrot, small to medium dice
2 stalks celery, small to medium dice
1 medium onion, small to medium dice
2 pounds ground beef
2 eggs
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Dash hot sauce (recommended: Tabasco)
Dash Worcestershire sauce
3 slices bread
1/2 cup seasoned Italian bread crumbs
Ketchup

Preheat oven at 375 degrees F.

In a medium-sized saute pan, put 2 dribbles of salad oil and heat over medium-high heat.
Add the carrots, celery, and onions and saute, about 5 minutes. Put aside and let cool.

In large bowl put the carrot mixture, ground beef and remaining ingredients, except for the bread, the bread crumbs and ketchup. Soak the bread in cold water, then squeeze water out (like a sponge) and drain it. Add to the ground beef and mix. (A stand mixer is may help make it easier). Add the bread crumbs and mix. Roll into firm loaf, spread ketchup over the top, and place into preheated oven for approximately 45 to 55 minutes, or until cooked through. Take out and serve hot.


From an episode of "Throwdown", the "locals" were a couple of mooks from Hyannis (I'd wait for the ferry...) name of Collucci.

Bobby Flay's had some kind of Balsamic Vinegar "infused" drizzle.

For Christ's sake man, it's comfort food!
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 07:51:30 PM
What the hell are you making here? 
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 26, 2007, 08:09:06 PM
um- meatloaf.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Bennyhana on March 26, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 26, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
It's pretty easy to kick the crap out of Bobby Flay because he's a total cock-munching homo with the most terrible TV presence of any chef, ever.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 09:25:54 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on March 26, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?
No.  It so doesn't.  Stop manhandling your meat.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: BigDun on March 26, 2007, 10:12:09 PM
I was brought up using Quaker Oats instead of bread crumbs. They serve the same purpose, plus Quaker Oats are heart healthy. Meatloaf that's healthy. That's what I call good eats.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 26, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 26, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
It's pretty easy to kick the crap out of Bobby Flay because he's a total cock-munching homo with the most terrible TV presence of any chef, ever.

:rock:
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Jessie on March 26, 2007, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 09:25:54 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on March 26, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?
No.  It so doesn't.  Stop manhandling your meat.
When did you ever cook?
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 08:38:12 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 26, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.
I use eggs and bread crumbs.  I thought everyone did.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2007, 08:39:57 AM
I use eggs and bread crumbs as well.

Carrots and celery are right out, though.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 27, 2007, 08:50:22 AM
But it was soooo yummy....
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2007, 08:53:18 AM
My friend's mom used to put celery in EVERYTHING.  We'd eat over there and she'd ask if we wanted Mac and Cheese.  Since Mac and Cheese is the shit, we'd say yes - then she'd give it to us with celery in it.  So gross. 
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Bishamonten on March 27, 2007, 08:54:59 AM
I came in here hoping you actually beat the shit out of Bobby Flay... mores the pity
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Jessie on March 27, 2007, 09:01:12 AM
I hate meat loaf.  Most people I know use eggs and bread crumbs, or oats, or crushed up crackers.

I have no opinion of Bobby Flay, but violence is not the answer.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 27, 2007, 09:05:38 AM
Quote from: Jessie on March 27, 2007, 09:01:12 AM
I hate meat loaf.  Most people I know use eggs and bread crumbs, or oats, or crushed up crackers.

I have no opinion of Bobby Flay, but violence is not the answer.

Bobby Flay used balsamic vinegar and tomato paste for the "glaze" on his meatloaf.

WTF.  It is COMFORT FOOD you moron.  Ketchup and brown gravy.  DONE.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2007, 09:08:05 AM
Ketchup is disgusting.  I think I'd rather have balsamic vinegar and tomato paste.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 27, 2007, 09:11:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on March 27, 2007, 09:08:05 AM
Ketchup is disgusting.  I think I'd rather have balsamic vinegar and tomato paste.

You just don't get to have any meatloaf.  That's all there is to it.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 27, 2007, 09:13:14 AM
I use breadcrumbs.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: swolt on March 27, 2007, 09:14:48 AM
I make meatloaf rolled with ham and cheese. it's awesome
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 09:55:58 AM
Ketchup is actually a very good ingredient to use in recipes with tomato-based sauces. I use it in stuff like catfish stew and in the sauce I make when I put a boston butt in the crockpot to make pulled pork. It is very versatile.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 27, 2007, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 27, 2007, 09:14:48 AM
I make meatloaf rolled with ham and cheese. it's awesome

:???:
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 09:55:58 AM
Ketchup is actually a very good ingredient to use in recipes with tomato-based sauces. I use it in stuff like catfish stew and in the sauce I make when I put a boston butt in the crockpot to make pulled pork. It is very versatile.

Bobby deserves it. He is SUCH A TIT, in that "arrogant cover over a lack of true self esteem" way. He used to have some sort of show with this hot-ass female cohost (because he can't carry a show on his own weak-ass jerkoff personality). He would constantly insult her and the butcher/fishmonger guests he had on. I used to writhe in agony at watching him.

He is such a tit. He has a special type of disrespect that I don't really have for anyone else in the TV world.

Bobby Flay can eat a bowl of balsamic-infused dicks with ketchup on top.

BTW ketchup is a mong condiment. Use tomato paste or GTFO.

BTBTW my tomato chutney totally rules.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:24:12 AM
Bobby:  "Oh jeez, someone's asking me a health question. Durrr Olive Oil is good."

*he proceeds to drown a pan in olive oil and sear something with it, denaturing the olive oil and turning it into TFAs*
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: swolt on March 27, 2007, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 09:59:12 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 27, 2007, 09:14:48 AM
I make meatloaf rolled with ham and cheese. it's awesome

:???:

I haven't made it in a long time, but it's good. The recipe is in a cookbook my mom has.

You mix all the meatloaf stuff together, with the bread crumbs and ketchup and not carrots or celery, and you roll it out on a cookie sheet. Then you put a layer of ham and cheese on top. Then you roll it up like a fruit rollup and you put it in the pan and cook it. So it ends up with layers of ham and cheese. So effing good.

I've only made it twice, and both times it sort of fell apart, but it was really tasty.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 02:58:37 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.

Oh, if only Bobby had merely violated my anal-rectal area instead of my mind and soul.

God, he is a tool.

Hey DS are you still in rehab or whatever?
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2007, 02:58:46 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.
What the hell did I do to you?
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:00:45 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 02:58:37 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.

Oh, if only Bobby had merely violated my anal-rectal area instead of my mind and soul.

God, he is a tool.

Hey DS are you still in rehab or whatever?
Haven't gone yet.  I'm a huge procrastinator and a pussy.
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on March 27, 2007, 02:58:46 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.
What the hell did I do to you?
Woops.  Sorry.  I'll punish myself.  VAG VAG VAG  Better?
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: Alice on March 27, 2007, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on March 27, 2007, 02:58:46 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on March 27, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2007, 10:27:31 AM
Don't hold back JJ- tell us what you really think...     ;)

heheh I'm in a surreal "ultra busy" mode today.
And apparently you were once violated by Bobby Flay.
I bet he stayed moist.
What the hell did I do to you?
Woops.  Sorry.  I'll punish myself.  VAG VAG VAG  Better?
Yes.  Thank you!   :-*
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:00:45 PM
Haven't gone yet.  I'm a huge procrastinator and a pussy.

Hey well you're awesome at making excuses though!

/still drinking?

(/end threadjack)
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:24:37 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:00:45 PM
Haven't gone yet.  I'm a huge procrastinator and a pussy.

Hey well you're awesome at making excuses though!

/still drinking?

(/end threadjack)
Yep
Title: Re: It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....
Post by: JJ on March 27, 2007, 04:07:39 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:24:37 PM
Quote from: JJ on March 27, 2007, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 27, 2007, 03:00:45 PM
Haven't gone yet.  I'm a huge procrastinator and a pussy.

Hey well you're awesome at making excuses though!

/still drinking?

(/end threadjack)
Yep

Ah OK, so "not deserving" rehab could have the traditional Alcoholic's False, Yet Emotionally Appealing Logic behind it.

Good luck with all that.